E-ratic Wanderer

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

trillcarl:

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Dimples are gods way of saying “lol ur defective”
soloontherocks:

luxtempestas:

OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.
the prince is awake
your shit is wrecked.

do you want to build a motherfucking snowman

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

Boys think girls are like books, If the cover doesn’t catch their eye they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

Marilyn Monroe (via fiseebilillah)

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy)

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need