E-ratic Wanderer

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo)

boom clap the sound of my ass

(Source: susemoji)

disarms:

blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

klasszik:

My upload.

allteensrelate:

911: how can I help you?

me: there’s a spider and I’m scared