i do bad things because i listen to music with swears
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
Boys think girls are like books, If the cover doesn’t catch their eye they won’t bother to read what’s inside.
um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot
for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive